This is not a joke.   The date is February 10. 2025.

It is amazing that in the year 2025, State of Illinois COVID policy is still in full swing. JB Pritzker still has State Employees in COVID Protocol “3 days on, 2 Days Off!” The following week, these workers, must switch with other office workers, “2 days on, 3 Days Off!”

This is a complete waste of tax payers money!  This is verified to be occurring in every State of Illinois Agency for office workers. Despite it being almost four years since the start of the COVID-19 pandemic, it seems that some states are still struggling to handle the situation. In this case, we’re talking about Illinois and their state employees.

It’s an unfortunate reality that Governor JB Pritzker’s COVID protocol is still in effect for state employees. This means that they have to work three days on and then get two days off in order to minimize contact with others and reduce the spread of the virus. While this may seem like a responsible measure, it has become increasingly clear that it is simply a waste of taxpayers’ money.

Can you imagine how much money is being spent on paying these employees for two days off each week?

Reporting Party Name:
Sal in Illinois
Keep Name Anonymous when Published
No, fuck that asshole. I don’t care.

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
02/10/2024 9:30 AM
Name of Asshole:
Governor JB Pritzker
Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 10 

City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident 

Chicago, IL

Tell us your asshole story?
I just found out Chris E^@#$%^&*r aka Chris M@#$m is a sexual pervert who uses (a national house sitting website platform) to lure people into strangers homes and have sex with them, unbeknownst to the homeowners. He has a system and it’s working for him. This man is extremely full of himself, a failed musician at 41, and honestly a bad lay, with ED from all the pills he’s on. I found out he’d been fucking in my bed when I hired him to housesit for me . Don’t hire this asshole. He looks like he waxes and bleaches his.

Reporting Party Name:
Anonymous Anonymous
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No, fuck that asshole. I don’t care.

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
09/14/2024 12:30 AM
Name of Asshole:
Chris E!@#$%^&*r
Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 10 (0 min / 10 max)
City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident Occurred
Memphis, Tennessee

Tell us your asshole story?
Hottest day of the year and the arsehole is using his tumble dryer fir 6 hours yes I timed it.

Reporting Party Name:
Ian
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Yes, keep my name Anonymous
No, fuck that asshole. I don’t care.

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
04/12/2024 12:00 PM
Name of Asshole: (For personal use, only First Name & Last Name initial will be published)
Louise
Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 9 (0 min / 10 max)

City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident Occurred
Bracknell, England

Tell us your asshole story?
This guy is such an asshole that he doesn’t ever go to bat for those that work for him. 17 people work for him directly and at every turn or situation he turns his back on these 17 people. If the Main company states that one of the 17 is in the wrong, TC will agree and do his best to make sure that one of those is set as the example.

If the contractor that TC works under states that one of the 17 is in the wrong, TC will be the first to ensure that the one in 17 is aware and is told about it. Most times, this is stated publicly and to let everyone know that the one in 17 is made an example of. All the while this person states, “it is what it is” or “I’m not going to stick my neck out for that” or the classic “I don’t know what else I could have done”.

This guy is so arrogant that he believes that because he has held his position for so long that he believes it is because he is good at it. No, the reason he has held his job so long and longer than a normal person is because he always is willing to screw his employees and never backs them. Doing this to make himself look good. Every time, in every situation, all the while keeping the bosses happy. A complete buffoon.

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Yes, keep my name Anonymous

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
06/01/2024 3:00 PM

Name of Asshole: 
Tom S$#@&*y

Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 10 (0 min / 10 max)

City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident Occurred
Ann Arbor MI 48109

Tell us your asshole story?
When I brought this up to the HOA, these mother fuckers told me to hire a cleaning company to clean out the vent.  No you asses… I can’t clean out the vent if it won’t exhaust to the outside.So then they tell me to just move the duct on the inside of my home to align with the new roof.  Oh okay… so if you guys replace the siding, and put siding over my windows.  It’s my job to just get new windows?  No you stupid fucks… just do the siding right.  Do the roof right.  Don’t be assholes because you fucked up and tell the roofing company to come back and fix my vent.  Because this shit is not up to code and will cause a fire.

Reporting Party Name:
Anonymous Anonymous
Keep Name Anonymous when Published
No, fuck that asshole. I don’t care.

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
03/14/2023 2:30 PM
Name of Asshole:
Roofing Company Hired by HOA
Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 10 (0 min / 10 max)
City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident Occurred
Plainfield, IL

To all you assholes who are on NextDoor, you know who you are.  Stop being assholes.  If a kid dingdong ditches you, just wear it and move on with your day.  I swear all you assholes and Karens out there just live to complain about shit.  Instead of going on and complaining about your neighbor throwing a party and taking up all the street parking, grab a six pack and get out of your house and join him.

Reporting Party Name:
Anonymous Anonymous

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
03/14/20242:30 PM

Name of Asshole:
Asshole Neighbors in Chicago Suburbs
Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 8 (0 min / 10 max)
City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident Occurred
Plainfield, IL