To all you assholes who are on NextDoor, you know who you are.  Stop being assholes.  If a kid dingdong ditches you, just wear it and move on with your day.  I swear all you assholes and Karens out there just live to complain about shit.  Instead of going on and complaining about your neighbor throwing a party and taking up all the street parking, grab a six pack and get out of your house and join him.

I’m walking my dog last weekend on the sidewalk, and yeah I may be on this site later for having a dog who occasionally shits on someone’s lawn, but listen to this.  My neighbor, instead of putting up a “please curb your dog” sign, put actual mousetraps on his front lawn to stop dogs from walking on his grass.  Too far bro.  They are dogs.  If it shits on your lawn and the owner doesn’t pick it up, I fully respect your right to pick that up and throw it back to the owner.  If a dog shits in your lawn, you should be able to go and shit in the owner’s lawn yourself.  But don’t be an asshole and put mousetraps on your lawn and hurt the dog.  It’s a dog.  He doesn’t know.  Take it out on the owner.

So it’s Memorial Day weekend, and I’m going to visit my dead uncle’s grave.  He was a WW2 veteran, so being a good American I wanted to drop of a flag on his gravestone and thank him for his service.  I stopped at Walgreens to pick up a small little American flag, and nope.  Not one in the entire store.  How could a store like Walgreens not have an American flag on Memorial Day?  We turned a blind eye to you slimy corporate fucks price gauging our toilet paper, overcharging us on medicine in your pharmacy, not paying your taxes… but when you don’t even offer an American flag on Memorial Day, a day we celebrate our veterans who died to give you the right to continue to rip us off day in and day out, that’s where I draw the line.  Fuck you, fuck Walgreens.