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I’m walking my dog last weekend on the sidewalk, and yeah I may be on this site later for having a dog who occasionally shits on someone’s lawn, but listen to this.  My neighbor, instead of putting up a “please curb your dog” sign, put actual mousetraps on his front lawn to stop dogs from walking on his grass.  Too far bro.  They are dogs.  If it shits on your lawn and the owner doesn’t pick it up, I fully respect your right to pick that up and throw it back to the owner.  If a dog shits in your lawn, you should be able to go and shit in the owner’s lawn yourself.  But don’t be an asshole and put mousetraps on your lawn and hurt the dog.  It’s a dog.  He doesn’t know.  Take it out on the owner.

Reporting Party Name:
Suburbia DogWalker
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No, fuck that asshole. I don’t care.

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
07/08/2022 97:30 AM

Name of Asshole: 
Dickhead Neighbor

Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 10 (0 min / 10 max)

City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident Occurred
Plainfield, IL

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So it’s Memorial Day weekend, and I’m going to visit my uncle’s grave.  He was a WW2 veteran, so being a good American I wanted to drop of a flag on his gravestone and thank him for his service.  I stopped at THREE different Walgreens as I looked for a small little American flag, and nope.  Not one in any of the 3 stores.  How could a store like Walgreens not have an American flag on Memorial Day?   The funny thing is, that each store had a HUGE selection of LGBTQ flags and decorations, as it happened to be pride month.  I have no problem with the LGBTQ community. But WTF, zero American Flags?????

We turned a blind eye to you slimy corporate fucks price gauging our toilet paper, overcharging us on medicine in your pharmacy, not paying your taxes… but when you don’t even offer an American flag on Memorial Day, a day we celebrate our veterans who died to give you the right to continue to rip us off day in and day out, that’s where I draw the line.  Fuck you, fuck Walgreens.

Reporting Party Name:
John Illinois
Keep Name Anonymous when Published
No, fuck that asshole. I don’t care.

Date / Time of Asshole Incident
05/29/2023 1:30 PM
Name of Asshole:
Walgreens Corporate Office
Asshole Scale
Selected Value: 10 (0 min / 10 max)
City, State & Zip Code where the Asshole Incident Occurred
Hillside, IL